| Things That Make Me Happy: |
Things That Make Me Mad: |  |
| • My kids volunteering to walk the dog |
• No one volunteering to walk the dog | |
| • Eating heirloom tomatoes |
• Tasteless supermarket tomatoes | |
| • Beautiful shoes |
• Sore feet | |
| • A great haircut |
• A bad, expensive haircut | |
| • Clear mammograms |
• Cancer | |
| • Naps |
• Phonecalls during naps | |
| • Writing a song in an hour |
• Not writing a song for a year | |
| • Crosscourt forehand winners |
• Losing the match | |
| • Going to Italy |
• Airplane seats | |
| • Gardeners | • Politicians | |